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Resurrect Demotivational Poster


JESUS CAKES - I grind up Jesus and put him in my cakes when I bake them, so that the cakes will rise.




EASTER -


TAGS: resurrection truth grave jesus mariand
Rating: 4.63/5

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mariand - April 8, 2012, 11:18 am
it seem really interesting, chaser...
CloudchaserS - April 8, 2012, 10:27 am
My church had an interesting idea for this morning's service. A dramatization of DaVinci's The Last Supper. Fun fact. The art wasn't intended to be a faithful depiction, but was intended to depict what it might look like in 15th century Italy


death -


TAGS: money wealthy cannot resurrect dead
Rating: 4.94/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 27, 2013, 11:18 pm
Same like every one of us including myself; buried in Potter's Field underneath an unmarked tomb. Just life Wolfgang Mozart.
MissPriss - September 27, 2013, 2:37 pm
well i'm b***ass poor...where does that leave me huh crotchety...give ya 5l if you can help a poor gal out teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 27, 2013, 1:25 pm
That's true, very true. Without lack of trying, yet failing miserably, lol. I never understood the whole "downloading themself" thing. Their consciousness is not present. So... their original self is no longer present.
Silverheart - September 27, 2013, 4:15 am

I wonder what OS
steve1961 - September 27, 2013, 1:20 am
Not with a lack of trying. With Cryogenics and even one billionaire proposing downloading himself into a computer, the rich are trying to buy their way out of death.


BETWEEN THE RESURRECTION AND THE SECOND COMING . . . - . . . Jesus used his carpentry skills to make some extra coin


TAGS: wood carpentry car jesus resurrection second coming coin skill
Rating: 3.89/5

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R.S.Jake - February 18, 2010, 1:35 pm
That may be true, it says "woodshop 3 years" under his Senior Yearbook ph**o.
Treehodger - February 18, 2010, 1:23 pm
Funny bit of information. Did you know that the Bible says Jesus work with his hands. This does not actually mean a carpenter. Based on newfound evidence of his old hometown, it was more likely he was a mason or farmer. Still, love the poster!


IT'S SATIRE...SATIRE I TELL YOU -




GIANT JESUS RESURRECTION - "Jesus said to her, "I am the resurrection and the life. He who believes in me will live." All Else will be destroyed by the Giant Jesus.


TAGS: giant jesus resurrection bible
Rating: 2.43/5

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OhBoy - August 14, 2009, 10:35 am
This is right beside twin creek turtle creek flee market. Also called. Touchdown Jesus


Yo Bros -


TAGS: jesus easter resurrection
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - April 8, 2015, 2:01 pm
I hate coffee snorts, waste of a perfectly good cup! Thanks for the snotty 5's dizz.
mizzdizz - April 7, 2015, 8:40 am
Easter in Da' Hood! Snorted coffee Prissy! 5 laughing lions!


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